master resume

A: (talking about her resume) Laugh at this:
Physical Skills
· Using fingers quickly and accurately
· Using hands precisely
· Full body coordination
· Moving quickly
· Enduring physical work for long periods of time

P: all you need to add is that you can endure being on your back and knees for long periods of time and can triple tongue

A: you're funny

P: I knew I dated you for a reason



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